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A man saying "I will never financially recover from this" under type that reads "Me after fifteen minutes in any bookstore:"

Dead Broke

Leonardo DiCaprio looking pretentiously holding a glass of wine. The text aboove it reads: Winston: *Thinks he's flying under the radar* Big Brother: "

Winston Thought He Was Slick

Animal Farm Meme. Car, labeled as "Boxer", veers off the road toward a sign that says 'Work Harder'"

Boxer Was a Good Horse

A young kid getting hit in the private area with a baseball, as he swings and misses. The boy is labeled, "Arthur Dent" and the baseball is labeled "Thursdays"

Can’t Get the Hang of Them

A man standing with his hands on his hips looking disappointed. The caption above it says: "Mr. Poe: It's definitely not Count Olaf, no tattoo on his ankle, The Baudelaire Kids:

Most Gullible Man in Literature

A mustached man saying "Be a lot cooler if you did". The caption above reads, "When someone tells you they don't read"

Much Cooler

A man coming out from behind a tree, looking like he is very interested in something. The caption above reads "Me looking at my empty bed and the book on the night stand"

Looking Real Good

Bernie Sanders saying "I am once again asking for your financial support" under a caption that reads: "Talking to your parents when the scholastic book fair came around"

Fundraising at Its Finest

A picture of two books. The one on the left is labeled "Books I want to read", and the one on the right is labeled "Books I will be able to read in my lifetime"

The Sad Reality

Tyrone Biggums from the Chappelle Show. He is saying "Ya'll got any more of them books in this series". The caption above reads, "When you finish the first book and it's got you completely sucked into the story"

Hooked

A man sitting at a desk that says "The book is ALWAYS better than the movie, change my mind"

Persuasion Challenge

A man spraying a small child in the face with something. The man is labeled "Me", the spray is labeled "Read a book", and the child is labeled "Young kids saying they're bored"

Classic Response

A man saying "Am I a joke to you?" The caption above reads "Your brain when you don't feed it regularly with thoughtful, high-quality media"

Hurting Your Brain

Zach Galifinakis frantically doing math. The caption above reads "An actual photo of me figuring out the pages per day/hour/minute needed to finish a long book"

Calculations

Timmy Turner's dad from the Fairly Odd Parents saying "This is where I'd put my Great White Whale, IF I HAD ONE". He is labeled as "Captain Ahab"

If Only

Gru from Despicable Me. He is revealing a plan piece by piece to get out of war by pretending to be crazy, only to realize that pretending to be crazy would make him sane. He is labeled as "Yossarian" from Catch 22

Foiled Again